IT'S MEME TAIMU!!!

[emmet]

(We should do more of these. Remember, memes aren't canon to the main game! Just post here for some silly lighthearted messing around!)

Species Swap!

You wake up. Something might feel wrong. Something might not. But! Something is different! Believe me. You're now a different species - I don't even know how. And, because this is memeland, you've got full powers! Woo! Also, magically, everybody is in the same area. If you want, you can RNG it! Or not, maybe you can just decide, or decide something which isn't here! Or RNG it for every different person, or craft your choice to the person in question...!! Have a list! And have random.org! (It's good for RNGing.)

1 - Gijinka (a half-human, half-animal or Pokemon creature.) 2 - Mermaid (don't worry, there's water in wherever everybody is.) 3 - Robot (how do you even become a robot srsly.) 4 - Zombie (you probably still have some of your mind) 5 - Were-Pokemon (much different to gijinka. it might be near the full moon, though... I guess you can be a werewolf as well. IDK.) 6 - Demon (including magical stuff! Demons are scary things.) 7 - Ghost (ooooOOOOoooooOOOO) 8 - Vampire (scarry. Who knows how they work in Pokeworld, just make up crap.) 9 - Angel (even if you're a bad person! How did that happen?)

Comments

[rcktfm]

[...Well that was out of nowhere. He manages to keep his expression and tone mostly calm, but there's a slight betrayal of surprise in both.] ...What R?

[emmet]

On the back of your neck.
[His tone has shifted to a serious, but curious one.]
You did not know? I think I can take photos.

[rcktfm]

[His hand twitches, tempted to reach up and cover the back of his neck, but he resists.] ...Tch.

No. That won't be necessary.

[emmet]

[...]
You should buy a scarf. It is getting colder. It would not look out of place, to most.
[He's giving advice...? Well, ideals are ideals, no matter if they are judged as bad or good.]

[rcktfm]

[What, really? Nothing about how corrupt and shameful it all was, or threats to be turned in? From a former authority figure to boot?

...He's not sure whether he should like you or wait for a blackmail proposal.]

I'll look into that, thank you.

[emmet]

Though...
[...]
I think I heard Team Rocket was defeated.
[That's what happens to teams. Some kid defeats the bad guys, or they don't and you just need to leave it for a hundred years or so. Emmet was still thinking this over.]

[rcktfm]

[The "nice" face has completely dropped at this point. He's very serious now; cold. Perhaps not a complete 180, but a very noticeable change.] Not defeated. Only set back a step.

[emmet]

You plan to rise again?
[Emmet then chuckled. What's he planning...?
...
...]
Sounds like fun! Yup! [This'll be his responce in-game too if/when he finds out. I mean what.]

[rcktfm]

[Well that.

Is not at all what he expected to hear. He still kinda thinks you're mocking him.]

Indeed. We intend to regain our former glory at any and all costs.

[emmet]

Well! It will not affect my world! So it is fine! I wonder if anybody will listen, though.
Unova is faaar away from any other region. Except for Orre... it is the closest.
[AND THERE'S MY HEADCANON.
The crux of his feelings is right there. And then back to pondering his own state.]
I wonder if we can plug into each other?

[rcktfm]

They will listen. I will see to that personally.

[I ENJOY THAT HEADCANON
...wait]

...What?

[emmet]

Well. We are not going to get another chance like this. We should learn everything about this!
[WHAT ARE YOU EVEN SAYING EMMET. Maybe it's because he pulled at his wires. Maybe he snapped something in there.]
...
Maybe I can build a robot when I get home!
[No, Emmet. You couldn't. Even if you're the tech-savvy one.]

[rcktfm]

I believe that's one chance I would rather pass on, thank you.

[Maybe you are malfunctioning...h'm. Wonder if that would carry over once this whole thing wears off.]

[emmet]

Why? I am not asking to destroy you.

[rcktfm]

How would we even go about something like that?

[emmet]

Hmm...
[...]
I have no idea. Technology was not good enough to make robots in my Unova.
I think.
I had not looked into it.
Because I was busy.
As a Subway Boss.

[rcktfm]

I would rather not damage myself in an attempt to find out. Simple as that.

[And it just feels like that'd be another odd invasion of his space.]

[emmet]

...
People are so scared of getting hurt.
It is silly.
[What. Yeah, Emmet did break something inside himself. Now he can't lie, either. Like Ingo! yeah his ingo has troubles lying]

[rcktfm]

You said it yourself, these bodies are new and unfamiliar. There's no point in just diving into something like that unprepared.

[emmet]

Yyyup. But we will be fixed. We will be human. That is how this world works. That is how it works. Nothing changes. Nothing dies. I have seen it. Nothing dies. It comes back.

[rcktfm]

What are you on about now?

[emmet]

I have killed. But it did not happen. It was reversed. He came back. He came back, and stole it from me. Again. [Yeah... he's just babbling. Maybe. ITT: Stuff Emmet would not admit if he was not broken like a robot.] This world deserves destruction. It deserves to burn - it has failed.

...So why not have fun? Why not see what we can do? [His grin turns dark, as he approaches. He's gonna try and leer over this other robot.]

[rcktfm]

[Oh Archer knows that kind of look. He knows it very well.

So he stands firm where he is, giving a warning look of his own.] Careful, now.

oh god emmet where is this going

[emmet]

Aw, why? Are you scared? I am not scary.
[Well, he doesn't think he's scary.]
I just want to play. Yup, play.

Emmet no

[rcktfm]

Far from it. Annoyed would be more accurate.

I am in no mood to "play".