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[rcktfm]

Ahaha.

Ahahahahaha.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA--

Hello my fellow Unovans. This is Uri, bringing in one (1) Rocket Executive for your RPing pleasure. I look forward to any and all shenanigans.

By the by, anyone planning on being in Nimbasa in the near future? This guy's intro is gonna be action tagging there since even though you're in a far away land why would you put your face all over a public network when you're a wanted criminal...so! It'd just be nice to know so I won't be shooting in the uninhabited dark. Much thanks! ♥

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[brightvesperia]

aksjdkjasf

I HAVE POST-TRAUMATIC SYNDROME ABOUT ARCHER/APOLLOs I AM BASICALLY SPITTING OUT A STREAM OF WATER THAT IS VERY LONG WHEN I READ THIS POST.

Well I hope he doesn't give me too many nightmares. HAHAHAHA WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, KEVIN?

I'm Kevin, hope to HAVE MY MIND FUCKED UP AND EATEN BY HOUNDOOM.

Welcome to united_one.

[ryuusei_subaru]

OH MY GOD.

This is going to be amazing ahahahahhahahaha

[rcktfm]

That had been the intention, yes, but now I'm a bit curious as to what I'll be living up to, here.

[overbite]

THIS SOUNDS LIKE IT WILL GO REALLY WELL

And Jade is in Nimbasa for the time being, along with her pal Iris! Thiiiiis'll go well.

Anyway, welcome aboard, Uri! Glad to have you. <3

[withmyfluffbat]

Iris and Emmet (Until he hears the way home, of course!) will be hanging in Nimbasa, I've decided.

AND THIS WILL BE EPIC.

[rcktfm]

IT SHALL GO SPECTACULARLY. Especially with people like Jade and Iris to run into oh goodness gracious.

You got some mighty fine Pokemon there, h'mmmmmm~

[rcktfm]

Well I certainly can't miss out on the chance to meet m'self an Emmet, ufufufu~

[emmet]

Yup! (Especially since the 'wild joltik' technically listen to emmet since they're the children of his joltik

yes he could breed enough to populate nimbasa

this will go extra well

yup)

[brightvesperia]

Um the other Archer's I've experienced are basically authoritative serial killers who murder children and kill whores in their free time because they have nothing else to do sometimes. Oh and I guess there was a torture expert one, and a rape Red until he worked for Rocket one, and a generally terrifying bastard one.

Oh these were all the same Archer.

[rcktfm]

...

'Fraid I won't be living up to that particular breed of nightmare invading. Deepest apologies.

[brightvesperia]

W E L P

I'm sure you'll do fine. :9

[the_nth_power]

oh man N is stuck in Striaton until further notice, but I SWEAR THE MOMENT HE SEES ARCHER'S STUPID FACE.....
FUR WILL FLY AND BY FUR I MEAN THE HAIR ON N'S MULLET HEAD

YOU TOUCH HIS POKEMON FRIENDS YOU ARE DEAD!!!!

also hi Uri you already know i'm stoked for this ;D

[rcktfm]

SO N

ODD CIRCUMSTANCES, H'M? SO MANY RARE POKEMON MINGLING IN ONE PLACE.

THEY WOULD FETCH SUCH A PRETTY PENNY, WOULDN'T THEY?

[the_nth_power]

DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH THEM, FIEND...!
I KNOW WHAT YOUR ORGANIZATION DOES--
OR SHOULD I SAY DID BECAUSE THAT'S RIGHT IT DISBANDED BECAUSE OF FLIMSY LEADERSHIP DIDN'T IT HAHAHAHAHAHA

[rcktfm]

WE'LL SEE HOW FLIMSY IT IS WHEN IT'S GRINDING YOUR HIPPIE FACE INTO THE DIRT, WHELP

ICON KEYWORDS RELEVANT

[the_nth_power]

COME AT ME ROCKET EXECUTIVE I'LL SWEEP YOU BEFORE ME

JUMPS ONTO

BITES LIKE THE MAJESTIC WILD MIGHTYENA

[rcktfm]

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOUUUUUU

SOCKS AND PUNTS LIKE THE FILTHY DOG YOU ARE

[overbite]

YEP this can only end really well

WATCH OUT BRO SHE'S GOT...magic...dog powers??? that sounds a lot less intimidating than it could be